Did Utena’s Wikipedia Feature Kill Henry Kissinger??


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Nah, but it’s fun to imagine, isn’t it!? Instead of getting real things done I banged this stupid thing out in a few hours, but it IS a pretty amazing coincidence huh? Utena was featured on Wikipedia’s frontpage on November 29, 2023, and Henry Kissinger died the same day. What a wonderful moment for all of us. Let me, Vanna, gain material wealth and profit off the back of this dead war criminal! I haven’t seen this printed yet, so if the design is crunchy on arrival, oops? But I mean look. Fuck that guy.

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